Last call.

Early orders have shipped. Now accepting final orders.

Absolutely. Never.

All / nothing. Always / never. Total hero / literally the worst thing ever. Proudly showcase the single-pole double-throw grug brain mentality to the world with our new shirt, designed by FTN’s very own artist, Kyle. Have you seen his art?

Designed & printed in America on 100%, super-soft cotton tees. No shop rag garbage.

With our shirts, it is a lightswitch scenario. When the run is over, it’s over.

We will continue taking orders until all shirts are sold out.

We expect to receive the shirts on August 18th. We will begin shipping as soon as we receive them.

All orders received before August 18 have shipped.

We are taking final orders with limited stock. See product page for latest availability.

Here’s how to order:

  1. Use the web checkout on this site- we accept money orders, cash, cards, Bitcoin and Litecoin.
  2. Precisely follow the instructions on the checkout page.
  3. Money order/cash orders: write down your order number and send payment.
  4. Card orders: you will be invoiced within 24 hours.
  5. Crypto orders: Do not close payment window until prompted by the gateway.
  6. Receive shirt(s)!

Orders of small & medium shirts will ship immediately. Any orders containing large, XL, or 2XL shirts will ship on August 30.